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Loc-Tite 

Noun:
When a girl's giving you head, resist the urge to let her swallow and plan to bust all over her face: paint her like a Geisha. Just as you're drowning her, smack her with a tire iron and knock her out. Don't offer the bitch a towel.
The next morning her mouth and eyes will be covered with crusty splooge and she won't be able to open either. Even if she's hearin you leave, she can't see you, or say anything.
Dude 1: "Hey man! What happened to you last night?!"
Dude 2: "I ended up going home with a scooter..."
Dude 1: "Aww man! That's gross. Are you gonna see her again?"
Dude 2: "Nah man! I gave that bitch some Loc-Tite!"
Loc-Tite by DonnyFlip November 30, 2011
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Perry County Loctite 

To take a steel or other hard metal screw or bolt and cross thread it into a softer metal such a aluminum. Most often found after purchasing a used machine the first time you attemp to remove any bolt or scew.
I just bought this dirt bike for pretty cheap but I found out they applied "Perry County Loctite" to nearly every bolt on the machine.

Alternatively, "Boy will they be pissed when they find out I applied Perry County Loctite to that head bolt on that car before I sold it on Craigslist"!

mexican loctite

A substitute method of keeping threaded fasteners from becoming loosened due to vibration, stress, etc. Instead of using conventional liquid {loctite}, one simply assembles the fastener using dissimilar thread combinations, i.e., a coarse thread on on a fine thread bolt.
Alternatively, if the threads match, grind or hammer the threads of the bolt slightly to induce the crossthreading principle.
We didn't want the helicopter rotor to loosen unexpectedly, so we assembled it with Mexican loctite.
mexican loctite by BobONtheKnob October 24, 2006

Michigan loctite 

Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick
Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off
Michigan loctite by hollie198 September 10, 2022