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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
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Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.
Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010
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lobstersoap

kickass website based in irving texas with awesome videos of kids doing stupid shit
"Dude lets go to lobstersoap.com to watch Charles do something stupid"
by Tai May 13, 2005
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