Lobbies 

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

Lobbies by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

Call Of Duty Lobbies 

Where 12 year olds with fucking mics call everyone the n word

Me: Plays COD

12 year old: NIG*ER COCK SUCK MY DICK

Me: Call Of Duty Lobbies are so toxic smh

Call Of Duty Lobbies by nobruhwhy September 26, 2020

Among Us Lobbies 

Absolute holes of shit, and never perfect, the worst possible experience

"wow, that experience was like among us lobbies"

Among Us Lobbies by CrakHed57 November 25, 2020

among us private lobbies 

more organized than public lobbies, can be paired with discord for goodness overload

i like among us private lobbies
i will use discord and have good times

among us private lobbies by SloveniaSus February 7, 2021

Scientific Lobbies

Organized interest groups within the scientific community—whether aligned with specific industries (pharma, fossil fuels), ideological camps, or dominant academic paradigms—that use their influence, funding power, and control over prestigious journals and conferences to steer research priorities, suppress dissenting findings, and shape public perception to favor their interests. They turn the scientific process into a political battlefield.

Example: For decades, Scientific Lobbies funded by the sugar industry successfully directed nutrition research toward blaming fat for heart disease, published favorable studies in major journals, and marginalized scientists pointing to sugar's role, distorting public health guidelines for a generation.

Scientific Lobbies by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Theory of Logical Lobbies

The theory that logic itself is shaped by organized interests—that what counts as logical is influenced by those who have the power to define logical norms. Logical Lobbies argues that logic is not neutral but political, that different logical systems serve different interests, that the teaching of logic is never innocent. Schools teach certain logical norms; courts enforce certain reasoning standards; media reward certain argument styles. These aren't just technical choices; they're power moves, ways of privileging some ways of thinking over others. The Theory of Logical Lobbies explains why some arguments are heard and others dismissed, why some reasoning is celebrated and others marginalized, why logic is never just logic.

Example: "He'd always thought logic was neutral—just the rules of thought. The Theory of Logical Lobbies showed him otherwise: who decided those rules? Who benefited? Who was excluded? Logic wasn't just logic; it was politics by other means. The rules of reason had rulers—and the rulers had interests."

Theory of Logical Lobbies by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Theory of Scientific Lobbies

The theory that scientific knowledge is shaped not just by evidence but by organized interests—lobbies that fund research, control publication, shape public perception, and influence policy. Scientific Lobbies argues that science is not a pure pursuit of truth but a field of struggle where different groups advance different agendas. Pharmaceutical companies fund studies that favor their drugs; fossil fuel companies fund climate denial; ideological foundations fund research that supports their worldviews. This doesn't mean all science is corrupt; it means science is political, that knowledge is power, that the question is not whether interests shape science but whose interests, and toward what ends. The Theory of Scientific Lobbies explains why scientific consensus sometimes aligns with corporate interests, why some questions get studied and others ignored, why "follow the science" is more complicated than it sounds.

Theory of Scientific Lobbies Example: "She used to think science was above politics. Then she learned about the tobacco lobby, the fossil fuel lobby, the pharmaceutical lobby—how they'd funded research, suppressed findings, shaped public debate. The Theory of Scientific Lobbies showed her that science was a battlefield, not a sanctuary. The knowledge was real, but so was the struggle over it."

Theory of Scientific Lobbies by Abzugal February 21, 2026