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INDEPENDENCE FOR JINX-KAINADAIAN EMPIRE FROM THE EVILS OF SMILEY AND THE OTHER FACTIONS

Loans is a wholesome dictatorship, smiley is just jealous (jk ily)

by Loans the when jinx March 7, 2022

Loans and Cas

A sex term to describe when an American shoved a hotdog down a Canadians throat

Person 1: Did you see what happened yesterday with the two gay guys at school?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: they Did the good ol’ loans and cas

by ChinaLover67059 March 11, 2022

Loans and cas

Someone who is supportive of jinx empire independence

Im loans and cas

by Loans the when jinx March 7, 2022

nepotistic loans

Loans made to those who are especially favored for one reason or another.

Of course Kanye got one of them multi-million dollar nepotistic loans, he’s 45’s favorite African American!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

Stupid Loans

Excessive borrowing for a college education.

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.

by College Educated and Debt Free June 16, 2009