Oh my god, Lams is canon.
Have you ever heard of Lams? They were sooo
gay.
Person A: Have you read the letters?
Person
B: No.
Person A: Well Lams is totally canon, in a letter that Ham wrote to
John, he said, "Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish, my dear Laurens, it might be in my power by actions rather than words to convince you that I love you."
Person B: Wow, they definitely were
gay.