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Loafed up 

1. To get into a relationship

2. To fall in love

3. To get picked up

4. Smashed & pressed together like a piece of bread before you cook it

On brand with being “cuffed”
“I’m trying to get loafed up like a piece of bread”
Loafed up by BlackSunflowerBears August 29, 2021

Loafed up 

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers
Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S
Loafed up by heavythatla September 7, 2021

loaded up 

A man's rear end filled with seminal fluid after gay sex.
I just got loaded up. Do you want to cum add yours to my hole?
loaded up by BigHotChuck September 4, 2017

get loaded up 

Filling someone up with food or a service
get loaded up by El Mysterious December 19, 2016

loaded up 

Alice is loaded up on bitcoin.
loaded up by cryptograffiti July 24, 2019

Loaded Up 

When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.
I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.
Loaded Up by Big Lunch May 26, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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