Leafed

Getting fucked up off pain killers

In honor of Ryan leaf, I'm gonna take these hydros, perks, and Oxys and get leafed

by bsquad January 27, 2015

leafed

When something unexpected, strange, and indescribable happens to you.

My friend's vacation got canceled at the last minute by Blackout 2003. Then he had to walk 80 blocks home and up 25 flights of stairs with a bum leg and a huge suitcase. Man did he get Leafed.

by nips August 18, 2003

leafed

Of or pertaining to the cannabis plant, getting "blazed", "stoned", smoking some "tree" (hence the leaf origin).

The act of becoming leafed, or leafing, is becoming stoned, or blazing.

"dude, we getting leafed tonight?"

"Bro im still so shot from last nights leaf sesh. can we just get shmaaawww instead?

"no dude im leafing tonight i need to release some stress"

"iight well im not a stone-head so im not leafing, peace leafer"

by WH12 October 13, 2009

Leafed

To get rear ended.

I was driving and slammed on my breaks so hard I almost got Leafed.

by J.Baker February 10, 2015

Leafed

When you think you’ve lined up the perfect headshot in any video game, only for the bullet to be stopped by a leaf in the line of fire.

I lined up the perfect shot, and then I got leafed!

by Lecoq October 18, 2018

leafed

being high on weed

“dude i’m so leafed right now after smoking with Tommy”

by jace7o June 24, 2020

Leafed

To come up short, fail miserably, to shit the bed

"they really Leafed it again didn't they"

by Laughing at the Leafs May 16, 2022