leafed

When something unexpected, strange, and indescribable happens to you.

My friend's vacation got canceled at the last minute by Blackout 2003. Then he had to walk 80 blocks home and up 25 flights of stairs with a bum leg and a huge suitcase. Man did he get Leafed.

by nips August 18, 2003

leafed

Of or pertaining to the cannabis plant, getting "blazed", "stoned", smoking some "tree" (hence the leaf origin).

The act of becoming leafed, or leafing, is becoming stoned, or blazing.

"dude, we getting leafed tonight?"

"Bro im still so shot from last nights leaf sesh. can we just get shmaaawww instead?

"no dude im leafing tonight i need to release some stress"

"iight well im not a stone-head so im not leafing, peace leafer"

by WH12 October 13, 2009

Leaf

A peaceful thing that will take over your yard

What you got against a dang leaf, boi?

by Bonehead5000 April 20, 2020

leaf

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

by JazzPoo October 23, 2016

leaf

To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.

by never-will-i-leaf October 08, 2011

Leaf~

a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit

by anonymoouse April 18, 2010

Leaf

verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.

"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."

by MarkAdamHFX May 27, 2013