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loafage by loafage December 8, 2016
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Residual Loafage 

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.
Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.
Residual Loafage by Porksword153 December 30, 2023
Loofage is a language which you use when you are bored. This language consists of words that are mixed together. Ex. Lol+Oof = Loof, and Loof+Language= Loofage. Loofage has many words like, Woal (woah and cool), Belp (I'm bored, help), Okure (Okay and Sure) which all have very useful meanings.
I'm bored so I will speak Loofage, Belp!
Loofage by Stevanshrali April 4, 2020
An extremely racist word that means dirty immigrant Hispanic. It is the equivalent to saying the N word as a white person so it's extremely racist and NOT OK. Anyone who says it is really racist.
Get the fuck out of the country Loarage.
Loarage by BihAfrica November 10, 2020

maximum loadage 

when you truly believe something wieghs way to much.and wants to get on an elevater with you or in your car..elephants ..fat chicks ...wrecking balls,,,
that fat chick wanted a ride in my car but she exeeded the maximum loadage paramiters of this vehicles specs....

Loaftage 

A period of time of which one "loafts" or wastes time before doing what they have to do.
"I was supposed to study, but the past 3 hours have been pure loaftage.."
Loaftage by skinchild December 6, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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