Loaftage

A period of time of which one "loafts" or wastes time before doing what they have to do.

"I was supposed to study, but the past 3 hours have been pure loaftage.."

by skinchild December 6, 2009

Loafage

A cooler way to say a loaf of something,usually bread.

Fetch me a loafage of that bread

by Swiftie198913 February 17, 2021

loafage

loafage means bread

loafage

by loafage December 8, 2016

Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.

Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.

by Porksword153 December 30, 2023