Litzinger 

1) Portly Gentleman
2) High School Guidance Counselor
3) Track Coach
4) CIA Agent
5) Grandfather of TIA
6) Godfather of T-KI

Litzinger is one crazy senior citizen.

Litzinger by Chef Boyardee May 12, 2003

Leuzinger 

A Person who has a 150% higher chance of contracting a malignant tumor on his right testicle and 127.6% on the left. Another common side effect is having a seventh of the average ejaculation time and masturbates 3.7 times more often. Commonly known as the Leuzinger syndrome it is a crippling disease that affects more than 7,200 males across the United States.

That guys last name is Leuzinger...most definitely a loser in bed....
Im sorry sir, you have testicular cancer; bad luck on your last name.

Leuzinger by OliverKlosov2 February 15, 2010

Pulling a Litzner 

Act which occurs when one motorboats a sizeable woman's ass crack.

I can't believe we caught him Pulling a Litzner with that slampig after he brought her back from the bar.

Pulling a Litzner by Blessing December 26, 2007

lilgingermint 

the name of a roblox user who will go around and troll people on a game called clear skies over milwaukee for no reason, he is shit at video games but is sometimes really fucking good for no reason, he is close friends with zIT_Stefanie.

Roblox user: you look stupid.
lilgingermint: you look like a cockroach that lived in a banana bun for half a month and then your mom stepped in and called your dad to spank for about 22.6 seconds.

lilgingermint by kurbeln neunzig July 23, 2022

lenzinger 

A group of Mormons who are so crazy that their only daughters date bad and unreligious boys who treat them either really good or really degrading

In my experience with a linzinger the 2nd to youngest daughters are really attractive and are usually redheaded

lenzinger

lenzinger by Imp960 September 20, 2022

Kitzinger simp 

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well

where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

Kitzinger simp by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022

lieinger 

When a politician has lied their ass off, has been found to be lying, and backs it up by trying to either lie more or just doubles down on the same lie that’s been found and proven to be a lie.

But they still lie.

They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the pets….

You’re kidding me… yours still believing that completely proven lie…that’s absolutely gone past any measure of truth… it’s complete lieinger!

lieinger by Fireline Coyote October 21, 2024