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Limp Dick Liberal 

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.
Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.

Literalldick 

1) A man, usually good looking, who has sex with a woman the first night he meets her, stays with her for a few weeks with the promise of marrige, then dumps her and runs off
2) Leading cause of depression in women
You shouldn't go near him hes a Literalldick
Literalldick by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007