Listerbean

Listerine mouthwash body with beans in it

Man1: hey Bruh, you got any mouthwash?
Man2: yeah bruh I got that listerbean

by Lil Räy December 4, 2019

listerlean

When you put mouthwash (primsrily Listerine) into your sprite. Originally became popularized through the instagram community.

"yo diggity dawg could you pass the listerlean?"

by Cringe God March 4, 2018

listerweiner

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.

Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*

by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008

listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009