Lindsey Stirling

Undeniably the most beautiful and most talented violinist on the face of the planet. It's clear that she is enjoying life to its fullest extent. She produces the most incredible music videos on YouTube; in the most popular video she artfully combines dubstep with her signature hip-hop violin music which she enthusiastically plays inside a giant ice castle. For obvious reasons, she made it into the final auditions of the 2010 America's Got Talent. It's actually fortunate that she didn't win, for Hollywood would have likely destroyed Lindsey's beauty and originality.

YouTube "Dubstep Violin - Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize"

Lindsey Stirling by Jesse_V October 2, 2012

Lindsey Stirling

Lindsey Stirling

The awesome hiphop/dancing/dubstep/undeniably beautiful violinist is an Youtube sensation,from Utah,with over five million subscribers and more than 625 million views on youtube,is an example of pure talent and inspiration.After being criticised for her performance in AGT season 5 at the quarterfinals,Stirling set out to prove a point and did just so.Her second album "Shatter Me" featured on Itunes(1st) and Billboard(2nd).She has also received "Response of the Year" in Youtube Music Awards and "Best Crossover Act" in German Echo Music Awards.

Her loyal followers are called "Stirlingites"often accompanied by the popular term "KSLL" meaning "Keep Spreading Lindsey Love"

Lindsey Stirling's the best.

Lindsey Stirling by This is a psuedonym June 28, 2014

Lindsey Stirling

Lindsey Stirling is a famous electronic violinist. She comes from Arizona, and her birthday is September 21, 1986. She play hip-hop violin... while dancing!! She has gone all around the world on tours, such as her Music Box Tour, and her recent Brave Enough Tour. She has released three albums; her debute, "Lindsey Stirling" in 2012, "Shatter Me" in 2014, and recently just became golden, and her most recent "Brave Enough", which just came out August 19 of this year, and became #1 on top electronic albums. Lindsey has sadly struggled with depression, but has gotten over it and has become a very optimistic person, spreading positivity everywhere she goes. Lindsey Stirling's fans are called "Stirlingites" (I'm a stirlingite!!) she has over 1 billion views on YouTube, and has over 8 million subscribers. She has become and idol to many people, and still continues to to this day. I highly recommend looking her up on YouTube. Trust me, you won't regret it!!

Wow, who is that?
Oh, just Lindsey Stirling, the most amazing hip-hop violinist on the face of the Earth.

Lindsey Stirling by Eviestirlingite December 21, 2016

lindsey saying

Something that Lindsey just makes up, but then claims is a saying that lots of people use.

Nobody really says "in there like swimwear," right? I'm pretty sure that's just a Lindsey saying.

lindsey saying by whothatknocking November 27, 2018

Lindsey Stirling

A "violinist" known for producing music pandering to the masses despite her abrasive and amateur tone. She has garnered fame for feigning technical proficiency by dancing while playing arpeggiated etudes students would learn in the rudimentary stages of their string studies. Many classical musicians will secretly mock you behind their back if you ask them if they know Lindsey Stirling, so if you see a string player, do refrain from asking their awareness of the Kenny G of violinists. Tl:Dr: Plebeian

Simpleton: Hey do you know Lindsey Stirling? She is like, the best violinist in the world.
An intellectual: Be gone, peasant leave me be in my chambers to explore the true meaning of progressive jazz.

Lindsey Stirling by An Intellectual Patrician October 7, 2018

Lindsey Schlager Day 

June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.

It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.

Lindsey Schlager Day by Micciarello June 19, 2023

Lindsey Snell 

Twitter activist that fights tooth and nail to brand itself as a journalist. She is responsible for world-changing revelations, such as school attendance dropping in warzones. Ever since 2022, she has turned into a hardcore China/Russia propagandist.

Lindsey Snell’s journalism career really took off once she discovered the fiery combination of Twitter activism and international propaganda.
Lindsey Snell fights tooth and nail for journalism credentials; rumor has it she keeps her press badge next to her Twitter notifications.
Lindsey Snell: proving that if you shout loud enough on Twitter, you might just convince someone you’re a journalist.

Lindsey Snell by uncertified_asshole August 9, 2025