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lingalmush

1. an object that benji has recently or in the near future will shit on.

2.a boy who shits constantly and never stops shitting
holy fucking shit flush that toilet you lingalmush
lingalmush by scrawny paul November 13, 2003
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Linglust 

To be EXTREMELY sexually attracted to one and only one Asian man, preferably with the name Ling-ling.
"Oh man, I'm having some real horny sex monster demon fucker Linglust for that Asian man over in the booth corner of Denny's at 12 AM."
Linglust by RealLastat May 6, 2019

duece-uh-lingous 

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.
I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026