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Lingustic Spazum

I moment where you mispronounce a word whilst spit flys out of the users mouth. This this can then be turned into a banterous comment such as '(see examples)'.
'You fucking Ligustic spazumist' or 'lick those words and spit off the floor you enormously lingustic spazstic retard', 'To hell with you and your Lingustic Spazum'.
Lingustic Spazum by leshnyder June 14, 2011
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A Woman who likes to sleep a lot and particularly likes highland cows and fluffy things , This person for the majority of the time works in a office in a factory and has two or more brothers and is a lonely daughter and has a severe addiction to doom scrolling on tiktok.
I met a Linglut today.
There's a Linglut that lives next door.
Your Daughter is definitely a Linglut.
linglut by BADMAN EEEEEE March 16, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012