Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

by king of ling June 10, 2015

Ding-a-ling king

The baddest bootleg muthafucka around

Y'all wanna get down with the ding-a-ling king you gotta work for it

by Ding-a-ling king May 8, 2014