Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

Ling King by king of ling June 10, 2015

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Ding-a-ling king

The baddest bootleg muthafucka around

Y'all wanna get down with the ding-a-ling king you gotta work for it

Ding-a-ling king by Ding-a-ling king May 8, 2014

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King-a-ling

A larger than average ding-a-ling.

"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling."

King-a-ling by Dennis Dragon September 12, 2006

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King Ding-a-Ling

King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.

There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.

King Ding-a-Ling by little miss aura December 28, 2005