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Lincoln Land

Lincoln Land Community College or LLCC (sometimes called Losers Last Chance College) is a community college located in Springfield, Illinois. Until recently it was looked down upon to attend there until people realized that it's not a bad school. Sure, it's cheap. But why pay $20,000 to take your general ed classes when you can spend $1,500? And maybe there's a wee bit of a drinking thing, but hey, it's college. They offer many different classes, the campus is amazing, and fairly large for a community college. Recently they gained notoriety in the WWI community with the recreation of a WWI-era trench dug on the LLCC campus by students and volunteers. The school features a diverse group of professors - one even hailing from England! With average class sizes of 17-20 (except for U.S Government/History) it's a very close learning environment. They have a computer lend program and have wi-fi on the campus. It's the perfect choice for the high school graduate that is not sure on a major or for an adult going to get a certificate.
I'm going to Lincoln Land next year and majoring in either Pre-Law or Political Science.
Lincoln Land by leximagoo January 5, 2008
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Lincoln Land

a small community college in central Illinois known for it's low standards and routinely leading to the drinking problem of underage kids in central illinois, do not ever let your children go there, do not let them "move into town" and go to college in springfield because truth is they will end up dropping out of COMMUNITY COLLEGE and working somewhere at the mall most likely Pacsun or Gloria Jeans Coffee. A few years down the road they will probably obtain a decent state job to support their mediocre lives. If you are ever thinking about saving money and attending a community college for two years DO NOT GO TO LINCOLN LAND, you will never get out alive.
Wow that girl from high school went to Lincoln Land, she must be pregnant, dead, or a coke head.
Lincoln Land by springfield=death February 6, 2006

Land of Lincoln 

First, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. Then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. And send her packing.
Bernice found herself on the Land of Lincoln last night before I started running away.
Land of Lincoln by The Martitian January 5, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026