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timefucker 

a person who is wasting his own time !!

For example:

(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..
hey get your ass oudoor ,,don't play that silly game You know what you are such a timefucker!!:)
timefucker by timefucker August 7, 2009

lickfucker 

The near impossible act of providing cunnilingus to a female whilst pounding her sweet sweet baby hole at the same time.
that dudes a talented lickfucker, he can dislocate his back.
lickfucker by Mack daddy DINGO November 26, 2009

Lifesuckerlovers 

A person that intentionally feeds on your hurt and pain to make them feel some kind of beat in there own heart. Like sucking your soul and swearing it's in a scripture. No compassion or love for anyone. They would hand you a knife and say I told you not to do it. Getting rocks off on a person misery and not caring if that person loves them or anyone else loves them. Curel intention on someone that has a heart.
Those lifesuckerlovers was running with there souls.
Lifesuckerlovers by Truthnut June 14, 2020

LimeLickers 

3 dumbasses trying to make a living through a podcast. However, they are more commonly known as three amazing individuals who speak the truth and give a new type of comedy to the world.
this LimeLickers podcast is amazing to listen to.
LimeLickers by Cryptno June 18, 2020

linefucker 

A linefucker is when someone want to fuck any kind of cartoon or animation that does not actually exist in real life.
Person 1: I hear Emma wants to fuck Generic Anime Girl #7.
Person 2: I've known her forever! I can't believe she is a linefucker!
linefucker by fredthesheep April 21, 2017

limesucker 

a bitchboy/girl/them
"shut up limesucker"
"fuck off Donald this is why you aren't invited over anymore."
limesucker by Binocularsc June 21, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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