lilypad

When you put a wad of toliet paper down the porta John to avoid splash up of blue porta pity water (aka surfbutt)

Hey dude, don't forget to throw down a lilypad so you don't get smurfbutt.

by Papa and Mama Smurf October 25, 2017

Lilypad

A forum made in 2003 for Legendary Frog's fans to have their own forum. They started out OK, but under the communist hand of Leon, the members became racist pricks and the mods became lazy. Thus becoming one of the most hated popular BBS's in history. Though not all members there are bad, it is still a place you should avoid registering to.

Forum member: Oh hey, I heard you're originally a member of the Lilypad. Welcome.

Lilypad member: I can see on your Myspace that you're half colombian. Let's hope you don't hack onto all our accounts. OK?

by Subcon September 8, 2008

lilypad

A big splayed flat ball sack with a very small recessed penis. Lilypad lilypad

In a locker room*
"Brad, you see that huge sack?"
"Yeah Chad, flat but large"
"You see his dick?"
"No"
"Exactly, lilypad"

by Sammjang6$ April 29, 2016

lilypad

a lilypad is a green plant that has a flower on top that frogs jump on.

the frog jumed on the lilypad today.

by lilypad567 March 20, 2017

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Lilypad burger

A burger from Wendy's that has a comically large thing of lettuce in the burger.

These motherfuckers gave me the god damn lilypad burger, god damn!

by Demigodxx June 7, 2025

Shake the dew off the lilypad

(Of a girl) Urinate; Take a leak.

We stopped at Tim Hortons on the way so girls could shake the dew off the lilypad!

by Peytoo July 27, 2012