lilypad
When you put a wad of toliet paper down the porta John to avoid splash up of blue porta pity water (aka surfbutt)
lilypad by Papa and Mama Smurf October 25, 2017
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Lilypad
A forum made in 2003 for Legendary Frog's fans to have their own forum. They started out OK, but under the communist hand of Leon, the members became racist pricks and the mods became lazy. Thus becoming one of the most hated popular BBS's in history. Though not all members there are bad, it is still a place you should avoid registering to.
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lilypad
In a locker room*
"Brad, you see that huge sack?"
"Yeah Chad, flat but large"
"You see his dick?"
"No"
"Exactly, lilypad"
"Brad, you see that huge sack?"
"Yeah Chad, flat but large"
"You see his dick?"
"No"
"Exactly, lilypad"
lilypad by Sammjang6$ April 29, 2016
lilypad
lilypad by lilypad567 March 20, 2017
Lilypad Love Lumps
When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Lilypad Love Lumps by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
Lilypad burger
Lilypad burger by Demigodxx June 7, 2025
Shake the dew off the lilypad
Shake the dew off the lilypad by Peytoo July 27, 2012
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