Lillypad

When you put some toiletpaper in the toilet right before you take a shit, to prevent water from splashing up your ass.

John Doe had to go on a public toilet, so he threw some paper in before he took a shit.
"Damn, that was a good Lillypad!"

Lillypad by Newfagman March 11, 2009

lillypad

fucking the girl your friend is talking to

Parker: "Yo, Lilly. Fuck Jake, you tryna slide?"
Lilly: "yes :)"
Parker: "Perfect. Let's lillypad him"

lillypad by nigletcrusher April 6, 2023

lillypad

this is the hair round munkys bawz or a zebras anus but this is offten confused with your mothers face

is that a lillypad no its just your mamas face

lillypad by andy and jambo dee r.f.c no1 fuckin wan December 12, 2006

Lillypad

probably a online nickname; they're probably really creative and artistic. they love animals, and the outdoors, and they're one of the most loyal people :3

hey, Lillypad! owowowowo

Lillypad by anonymous September 14, 2020

Lillypad Management 

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"

Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"

Lillypad Management by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013

Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lilypad Love Lumps by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

lilly pad 

a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.

I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.

lilly pad by Adam "spankum" April 21, 2008