Likey-loo 

From the term looky-loo. A person who stalks you on Facebook and "likes" everything you post.

Guy1: Dammit man. I swear I could post about arsenic poisoning small children on Facebook, and that crazy bitch Brittany would "like" it.
Guy2: Crazy man, you have a Likey-loo on your hands.

Likey-loo by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014

Like Loop 

When two people become locked into a Facebook comment conversation with each person liking their opposite's posts.

They are the most pointless and frustrating natural phenomena on Facebook, but are impossible to exit due to the awkwardness that would ensue.

(On Facebook wall)

Josh: Man, you are such a like whore! (Suraj likes this)

Suraj: Which one? (Josh likes this)

Josh: The first one of course :P (Suraj likes this)

Suraj: LOL! (Josh likes this)

God: Jesus, these guys are in a 'Like Loop'. There's no hope.

Like Loop by James Tearle December 17, 2011

Like loosing my virginity to an Irishman 

Ties in with the stereotype that Irish men are not very articulate or compassionate. If something was particularly unpleasant or an anti-climatic it might be "like loosing your virginity to an Irishman". Another way it can be said with similar meaning is "like having sex with an Irishman".

Person1: How was your first shift at work?
Person2: It was like loosing my virginity to an Irishman.

Can be used in a stern way to cut conversation off as it is something you do not wish to talk about.

Like loosing my virginity to an Irishman by reggieocallaghan April 18, 2015

VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Tastes like fruit loops 

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

Tastes like fruit loops by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

hanging like a loose tooth 

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

hanging like a loose tooth by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

You sound like you look! 

You look dumb asf. You are stupid as all hell. Beyond ignorant. Avoid at all costs.

Dawg, you sound like you look! Your words are absolute trash and so is your appearance. Good riddance.

You sound like you look! by HamBroo April 28, 2020