lakesturbate

Taking ones self down, whilst submerged in lake water

Willy likes to lakesturbate after a good waterski run.

by lake popper September 27, 2011

Lagsturbater

A person who finds pleasure from procrastination.

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.

by WikiRy February 8, 2019

likesturbating

on @facebook when one likes their own status, picture, or comment

chris: quit likesturbating your own wall post's man!
alex: f you !

by dearbetch July 20, 2010

Likesturbation

When you like your own status or comment on Facebook.

-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.

by UrbaneJane October 13, 2011

Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Liketurbate

That annoying moment when someone likes his/hers own status, pictures etc. on Facebook. We all know at least a person who liketurbates.

Some Guy added a new photo

Lets check out the likes.......
"Some Guy" likes this.

Oh wow... So this is " Liketurbate " OK...

by Xedeon112 June 29, 2012

Likesturbate

1: the act of liking ones own status update, comments, pictures etc.
2: one who likes a status, comment, picture etc...then unlikes and likes over and over again.

One who practices both of these phenomena is considered a, "masterlikesturbater."

I am so proud of this status I can't help but likesturbate.

by Turdly Von Poopsinhausen January 26, 2014