-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.

Likesturbation by UrbaneJane October 13, 2011

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Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

Lasturbate by Jjcales January 11, 2012

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Liketurbate

That annoying moment when someone likes his/hers own status, pictures etc. on Facebook. We all know at least a person who liketurbates.

Some Guy added a new photo

Lets check out the likes.......
"Some Guy" likes this.

Oh wow... So this is " Liketurbate " OK...

Liketurbate by Xedeon112 June 29, 2012

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Likesturbate

1: the act of liking ones own status update, comments, pictures etc.
2: one who likes a status, comment, picture etc...then unlikes and likes over and over again.

One who practices both of these phenomena is considered a, "masterlikesturbater."

I am so proud of this status I can't help but likesturbate.

Likesturbate by Turdly Von Poopsinhausen January 26, 2014

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