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lakesturbate 

Taking ones self down, whilst submerged in lake water
Willy likes to lakesturbate after a good waterski run.
lakesturbate by lake popper September 27, 2011
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Lagsturbater 

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.
Lagsturbater by WikiRy February 8, 2019

likesturbating 

on @facebook when one likes their own status, picture, or comment
chris: quit likesturbating your own wall post's man!
alex: f you !
likesturbating by dearbetch July 20, 2010

Likesturbation 

When you like your own status or comment on Facebook.
-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.
Likesturbation by UrbaneJane October 13, 2011

Lasturbate 

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.
Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.
Lasturbate by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Liketurbate 

That annoying moment when someone likes his/hers own status, pictures etc. on Facebook. We all know at least a person who liketurbates.
Some Guy added a new photo

Lets check out the likes.......
"Some Guy" likes this.

Oh wow... So this is " Liketurbate " OK...
Liketurbate by Xedeon112 June 29, 2012

Likesturbate 

1: the act of liking ones own status update, comments, pictures etc.
2: one who likes a status, comment, picture etc...then unlikes and likes over and over again.

One who practices both of these phenomena is considered a, "masterlikesturbater."
I am so proud of this status I can't help but likesturbate.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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