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Lagsturbater 

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.
Lagsturbater by WikiRy February 8, 2019

likesturbating 

on @facebook when one likes their own status, picture, or comment
chris: quit likesturbating your own wall post's man!
alex: f you !
likesturbating by dearbetch July 20, 2010

Likesturbation 

When you like your own status or comment on Facebook.
-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.
Likesturbation by UrbaneJane October 13, 2011

Lasturbate 

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.
Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.
Lasturbate by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Liketurbate 

That annoying moment when someone likes his/hers own status, pictures etc. on Facebook. We all know at least a person who liketurbates.
Some Guy added a new photo

Lets check out the likes.......
"Some Guy" likes this.

Oh wow... So this is " Liketurbate " OK...
Liketurbate by Xedeon112 June 29, 2012

Likesturbate 

1: the act of liking ones own status update, comments, pictures etc.
2: one who likes a status, comment, picture etc...then unlikes and likes over and over again.

One who practices both of these phenomena is considered a, "masterlikesturbater."
I am so proud of this status I can't help but likesturbate.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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