Lijam 

geile boy met veel chicks

Wow, Lijam is so cool

Lijam by lijampje February 16, 2021

Liam Payne 

the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!

Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK

Liam Payne by onedirectionpleasecomeback September 8, 2018

Liam Payne 

Liam Payne is a beautiful rainbow puppy Lima bean who DESERVES BETTER!!!!! Aka a gift from the gods

Q: why are you so happy?
A: I remembered Liam Payne exists!

Liam Payne by Morgloveshazza May 20, 2018

Shum Liam Lum Doobily 

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Liam's Three Step Plan 

Liam's plan to always get any girl:

1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.

I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!

Liam's Three Step Plan by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014

potato.liam

Liam silk’s wife and like the best person ever

potato.liam is a queen 🥵

potato.liam by potato.liam June 11, 2021

Liam Gallagher 

The best man alive. He is the beast lead singer ever. I have never wanted to play the tambourine more than I do right now, after hearing his angelic voice.

Kevin: Liam Gallagher sucks
Anyone who knows anything: no, Kevin you suck.

Kevin: Liam Gallagher is ugly
Anyone with any knowledge of anything: oh, so is that why I want to rip my shirt off everytime I here his name? Is it Kevin? That's what I thought Kevin.

Liam Gallagher by Supersonik February 4, 2017