Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-

Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!

Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*

Lightswitched by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

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lightswitch rave

A rave thrown by rhymatically flickering the lightswitch. Not recommended as lightswitches were designed for turning lights ON and OFF. The Cheat received capital punishment for such crimes.

The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you can turn the lights on and off, not to throw lightswitch raves!

lightswitch rave by dj gs68 May 7, 2003

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hung like a lightswitch

Having a very small, short, ying yang.

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

hung like a lightswitch by Andrew K June 24, 2005

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Lightswitch smoker

Similar to the lightswitch couple but unlike social smokers, the lightswitch smoker can start and quit smoking at any time, for long periods of time.

Man :I hate lightswitch smokers because I can't quit smoking.

Lightswitch smoker by Asmoker July 30, 2010

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Lightswitch Gremlin

"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.

Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!

Lightswitch Gremlin by thesingleshot August 2, 2011