Lightey 

1.) A simple word to describe the immense attractiveness of a member of the opposite sex.

2.) A continuation from the above definition, used to describe the immense attractiveness of a situation/event.

It is derived from the popular game show hosted by Paddy McGuiness, Take Me Out, in which Paddy had the catchphrase of "no likey, no lightey!"

"No lightey" can also be used to describe the opposite of the above definitions.

All variations must be said in a Lancashire accent, optimally a Bolton accent, as in the style of Paddy himself.

Whilst at the beach as a hot girl walks past, just turn to your friend and subtley (or not so subtley, depending on your style), whisper "lightey", while nodding in her direction.

After getting a slap from a girl on the beach for being a perve, just turn to your friend and exclaim "no lightey!"

Lightey by Fred Olsen July 20, 2010

lightey 

lightey means that to be great.

"its propa lightey hu."

lightey by Razza1212 March 1, 2005

Lightey

Someone who gets affected by alcohol very easily

Bro... I only took like 1 shot of tequila and I already feel so hung over. Damn I'm a lightey

Lightey by AReallyRandomDude November 22, 2025

Lighter Thief 

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

Lighter Thief by Addysseus November 18, 2013

Bud Lighted

To be canceled by proud American Patriots.

Woke stores are being Bud Lighted.

Bud Lighted by Freedom_1776 May 23, 2023

Lightly Salted 

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.

"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."

Lightly Salted by Kashmando August 11, 2014

2 lighter system 

When you are forced to use an empty lighter to light a broken lighter that has fuel.

You got a light i could borrow?
No man, i got the 2 lighter system right now

2 lighter system by naggerh8er November 4, 2007