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bill o'liely 

affectionate and well-deserved nickname given to one bill o'reilly by comic genius al franken (see also, saturday night live, snl). o'reilly, the descendant or grandson of reilly, is a raging irish commentator on fox news who's lies count is just approaching one hndred. his latest book, living with herpes as a culture warrior, immeadiatly went on ann coulter-cunt's list of best books, right under mein kampf, and her own books, of course.
bill o'liely is a piece of clit shit who swabs his horsegina with a twatsickle removing device, all the while trying to fuck young women because his sagging wife doesn't put out anymore. fair and balanced, he is.
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lilly dilly 

Frozen kool-aid in a lil plastic cup, usually sold by the candy lady in the hood.
Cheryl: wanna go to the candy lady to get a lilly dilly?
Sarah: sure, they go great with hot sausauges.
lilly dilly by sachwe July 28, 2009

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads 

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.
Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.
Lilly is a girl who is BEYOND BEAUTIFUL!! She is so beautiful inside and out and you will never meet anyone who is as great as her. She’s so sweet,funny,fun to hang with,loving and the bestest friend you’ll ever meet. She gets all the guys but she doesn’t focus on boys and stuff like that. She has a lot of friends and she is very popular. She is really smart but mostly dumb in an good and funny way and she will never fail to make you smile. Lilly is great at sports and the most amazing girl ever. She is a type of friend who will never leave you and even if it seems like she hates you, her heart is to sweet and loving that she can’t resist to hate anyone even if they annoy her. Lilly can also be annoying but in a funny way. She sometimes can be shy at first but most of the time she is really outgoing and makes everyone laugh and they fall in love with her. She can come across rude but in the end you’ll see that she isn’t. Lilly is such a great person and nobody will hate her once they get to be her friend. She has long beautiful light hair with beautiful eyes that no one can’t resist saying she’s pretty. Lilly always gets called pretty but she doesn’t think it and is insecure about her self. But anyway as a result never loose and Lilly because she can be the only great friend you’ll ever have.
Girl 1~hey she’s so pretty I wanna be her friend let’s say hi
Girl 2~ya she is let’s say hi
They say hi, your really pretty

Lilly~Hey and omg thank you, but your
the ones who are pretty
Lilly by soccerlover45 December 3, 2018
Lilly is a humble person, she thinks about others before herself. Lilly is also a very reliable person that you can depend on for anything. When you first meet Lilly, she is very shy and keeps to herself but when you get to know her she is very comfortable and you don't every want to stop talking to her. The Lilly i know is very kind and amazing at sports. She makes me smile. I literally have no clue what I would do without her.

When you meet my Lilly, you will never want to let her go.
Lilly is perfect
Lilly by Lilly JM May 27, 2017

Dirty Lilly 

A Dirty Lilly is a kinky bitch. She's into BDSM, and really likes vibrators. She's also probably a fucking bottom and loves being topped.

She's always horny and fantasizes about fucking literally every person she meets.

Oh, I forgot. Her porn history is messed the fuck up.
"You see that girl over there? I heard she's a total Dirty Lilly."

"Yeah. Her search history got leaked, and it's really kinky. BDSM."
Dirty Lilly by IceCubedPussy April 18, 2020