Lick The Floor

The chain reaction caused by B Rab licking the floor of his 11th grade Chemistry classroom

"Have you licked the floor yet?"
"Yes, I made out with Matt who made out with Alyssa who made out with Bobby who made out with Taylor who made out with B Rab who was the one to lick the floor."

by Pobjfk April 22, 2018

lick a floor

-equivalent of "eat shit"
-also equivalent of "go to hell"

Brian: "You faggot. Suck one."
You: "Go lick a floor you dirty cunt."

by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014

I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

Licking the floor

An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.

“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”

"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025