Levitus

A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.

John- "Ever since I've hung out with Levi I feel extremely Xenophobic and Like I should be the centre of attention"
David-"Damm bro it sounds like you've got a bad case of Levitus"

John- "Well that explains its"

Levitus by Burnt Slice of Bread November 30, 2021

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Levitus

The current president of Latvia, but in his true form. His name is Egils Levits, but he is commonly referred to as Levitus since he has the ability to ascend to great heights using his levitation abilities. He is also extraordinary sus.

Vejon: Hey who’s thay sussy baka levitating there?

Karin: Levitus

Vejon: senks

Levitus by Vector Wauw November 21, 2021

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Levitus • levinussy • Levious • Levious Dick • Levistus • levitucus

Levistus

A prince of hell who is in love with Laurel

Levistus loves Laurel

Levistus by Nico-rogue February 17, 2021

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levinussy

A certain type of bussy that hits different. It makes you reconsider your decisions in life when you’re in it and makes you think “was it all really worth it?”, but the levinussy is always worth it.

I just hit that levinussy last night bro, it was fire!

levinussy by aCookie4u January 18, 2022