Levingston

A hard working husband, loyal father, likes to invest time into hobbies like fishing and video games. He lights up a room when he walks in. Very social, educated, and has a good taste in music. If you happen upon a Levingston, keep him!

I think you should give him a chance. He’s a true Levingston.

by Brasstoadstool July 6, 2023

Lexington Alarm Clock

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

Ken Livingstone

Controversial Mayor of London since 2000 and longtime left-wing campaigner. Although he is often called 'Red Ken' his principles are desperately unclear. At one point he supported subsidised public transport but he recently doubled the fares, adding to the money he raises by charging cars to enter London - though London councils already issue draconian and extortionate fines to anyone who strays into a bus lane or overruns a prepaid parking ticket. Livingstone can be credited with pushing poorer Londoners into high debt and low mobility while presenting a socialist face to the outside world by his unusual alliances worldwide and radical political stunts. In 2006 Livingstone was ruled to have brought the office of mayor into disrepute after incidentally comparing a Jewish reporter to a Nazi and refusing to apologise despite many attempts by officials and Jewish groups to smooth the remark over. The adjudicatory panel suspended him for four weeks but he appealed, making the novel claim that an appointed body cannot judge an elected body. In the interim period he announced that two Jewish Indian businessman of Iraqi parentage should, if unhappy with his proposals to them concerning the London Olympics, "go back and try it under the Ayatollahs". Nevertheless he enjoys staunch support from the hard-left and Labour Party old-timers.

I do understand. I pay road tax. I pay congestion charge. I pay council taxes. I even paid for that parking space. Still you're telling me that even though I bought a ticket and your wardens illegally towed me, if I don't find £300 now you're going to increase that charge as payment for looking after my car, and that until I give you whatever sum that makes you will keep my car and eventually dispose of it, and that if I don't like it I should sue you later? Is this one of bloody Ken Livingstone's ideas for promoting London and making it a cool place to live? I thought he was Marxist?

by Mileses April 26, 2006

Livingston High School

Livingston high school isn't as diverse as they say, it's mostly just Asians, Jews and everything in between. Most of them stick together in their own group and become this isolated ball. But one of the ways that people get together is through SEX . i'm not saying that every girls is a thot, i'm just saying that 90 percent are thots. LHS thots tend to go 1 of 2 ways when it comes to clothing, either wear skintight pants that are 6 sizes too small and stick your ass out abnormally or wear about 20 percent clothing where your ass is hanging out (underwear is optional) and if we didn't see enough of you from behind we also have to deal with the 950 snapchat stories about your dog or you making idiotic poses with your tongue hanging out. but LHS girls can't be LHS girls without BLOWJOBS, things that are given out like pamphlets in New York. for them, it seems like chlamydia is a culture and not a disease

But what about guys, well its pretty divided, you're either a jock, a geek, a loner or a prick (with exceptions). There are a lot of guys out there who play sports A LOT and that's not a problem at all, but when you become a complete douchebag about it then its annoying to everyone else. But most of all, certain guys like to emphasize the size of their dick with a passion, for example making jokes like, "my dick is bigger than your future". In this school especially, there is an abundance of fuckboi haircuts and most of them feel the need to fondle their hair every 3 minutes.

"hey man"
"Yea"
"4'o clock, her pants arent even covering 50 percent of her ass"
"wow"
(starts jerking off in class)
"i heard she fucked (insert 7 stereotypical jewish last names)"
"i heard she got chlamydia"
(fapping intensifies)
(pulls out a blunt and smokes in front of teacher)
couldn't give the slightest fraction of a fuck
but still represents livingston high school

by the cringey meme kid September 25, 2017

Lexington High School

Lexington High School, also known as LHS, is a public high school in historical and overpriced Lexington, Massachusetts. It is known for its oustanding education, but also for the unusual high levels of stress. Some public schools, like UMass, and even some private schools, are easier than LHS. Many students fall into the traps of overburdening themselves with Honor and AP level classes, varsity sports, and all sorts of clubs. Even with all of its amazing awards, their football team sucks. They don't even have homecoming. A lot of the sterotypes are reversed here. The cheerleaders are kinda homely. A lot of the track runners are smart. The nerds don't get shoved into lockers, etc. Except a lot of people make fun of the "tree kids" or the Goths. GSA is very popular, too. And for some reason, a good portion of the student population don't judge the potsmokers, also known as the "corner kids". The school also allows upperclassmen to go off campus, during their "free blocks". Ironically, the people who are taking all honors and AP don't go off campus and instead go to the library. House parties for LHS students can range from casual to all out. Drinking and drugs are sometimes involved too.

While his GPA could be a 4.0 at any other school, Alex's GPA is only a 3.33 at Lexington High School.

by Eisforexcellent October 4, 2010

Governor Livingston High School

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.

Person 1- How did you get into this mediocre private university, you don’t have a single brain cell?
Person 2- oh, I went to Governor Livingston High School and my parents bought the university a building
Person 1-right.

by the305ers August 28, 2021

Lexington High School

a public high school in Lexington, MA. often referred to as the "Harvard of the Public Schools" because of its vigourous academics, consistency in turning out graduates who go to ivy league schools, and the fact that a lot of the students are children of professors at the Boston-area colleges (i.e Harvard.) Walking down the halls is like a northface catelog, with a few scattered pot smokers and GSA members with dyed hair. There is also a very large Asian population, a large portion of which sit in commons 2, the second cafeteria that all the super smart/instrument playing kids sit in. Everyone is secretly jealous of them because of their mad skills. Ocapella kids are pretty popular the soccer team is way more glorified than the football team, which as seen as kind of a joke. to be fair to the members of the team, the football field doesn't even have lights. Most kids dont get enough sleep, and every teacher thinks they are the only teacher the kids have, and therefore give a shitton of homework. It is a good place to go to school if you are an insomniac who loves homework and hasn't seen Friday night lights.

person 1: Do you think we should invite Dave to the patriots game?
person 2: nah. he goes to Lexington High school, so he doesn't know what football is, and will probably bring his physics flash cards and try to quiz us inbetween plays.
person 1: good call

by superkewlaznguy November 19, 2011