Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.

"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"

by golfpridespacewide December 14, 2015

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

lettuceface

When a guy has a really great body but a really not great face. you'd love to have his body but you can definitely lettuce face go.
The healthier but equally unattractive option to the butterface.

"That guy at the beach had a slammin body but... dayyyum his face ruined it!"
"yeah he's got a nice body but I'd lettuceface go"

by locone August 19, 2009