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Leperchaun 

An oddly short person dressed in green who has an unusual obsession with gold. Usually seen trotting in fields of grass. Always keeps a pot of gold nearby. Rumor has it, Leperchauns turn into a gold coin when they die of old age.
JIM: Damn Leperchauns, always giving me diarrhea!

leperchaun 

An irish teacher who lies and likes to fuck over his students
Mr. Cole is a fuckin leperchaun
leperchaun by William February 3, 2005

Leperchaun 

a little green person that goes around on saint patricks day

looking for something to drink.
dude did you see that thing in the bushes i thinks its a
leperchaun
Leperchaun by KingdomHeartsFan98 March 28, 2010

Leperchaun muncher

to like having sexual relations with a midget by taking it up the ass hard and fast.
dude snow white total leperchaun muncher
Leperchaun muncher by A funny dude September 11, 2011

Leperchaun Porage

When a man eats something(usually porage) out of a midgets vagina.
I ate Leperchaun Porage for dinner last night.

the leperchaun 

when you have sex with a girl finish and go to sleep wake up before she does and pee and poop in her shoes like a pot of gold at the end of the glorious rainbow
i gave jane the leperchaun last nite and she can't walk to good!
the leperchaun by Defilipes February 28, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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