Lemmiwinks

A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.

Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish

Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom

The Frog King:
Your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks...... You are the gerbil king!

All:
le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2)

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 07, 2003

Lemmiwinks

A completely and utterly useless person who often needs guidance with simple tasks.

Aaron didn't manage to get it in with that chubby girl.
He's such a lemmiwinks

by 4chanX122 July 25, 2012

Lemmiwinks

Lemmiwink's journey is distant , far and fast!
To find his way out of a gay man's ass

'Hang in there Lemmiwinks!'

by ChanelCoco April 10, 2015

Lemmiwinking

The act if inserting a live Gerbil into one's own anal cavity; often via a plastic tube or pringles can.
-Often performed for anal pleasure.

-Lemmiwinking is considered animal cruelty in many states.

"Dude Josh is walking kind of funny, you think he's been lemmiwinking?"

Sam - "Hey Ty, its friday night what should we do?"
Tyler - "Brah... lets lemmiwink!"

by Pimpin pestl November 23, 2009

lemmiwinks

alternate spelling - Gerbil king

See - lemmewinks

by Jester December 24, 2002