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Leland High School 

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!
Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.
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Kris Letang 

A very shy, yet very sweet hockey player from Montreal, Quebec. Is a defensemen for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. Can be awkward at times, but that's just one of the reasons why the fans love him so much.
Did you see that goal last night by Kris Letang? What an amazing hockey player.
Kris Letang by CaptainHatTrick March 18, 2011

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.
You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

Lelander 

man with a hulk like penis
He's such a Lelander, he needs magnums.
Lelander by lelanderlover October 5, 2010
Lelani is a flower of heaven
She is absolutely beautiful on the inside and out

she is gorgeous and courageous

you will never find a better friend than her
She will encourage you to do stuff for the better good
Lelani is overall a great and enthusiastic person. It is a blessing to have a friend like lelani

Never let her go you will never find somebody as special as this girl
Even through your ups and downs thick and thins
She will always be on the other side waiting to help you and to be with you
Never leave or let go of a lelani
They will never let go or leave you
She is a blessing
Person1: wow look at lelani
Person2: she is so nice and helpful
Person1: if I was ever friends with her I wouldn't leave her
Person2: you should never let go of a blessing.
lelani by 2centss June 16, 2014

Pulling a Leland

While carrying on a conversation while lying with such conviction, everyone believes you for several minutes before realizing you're making the whole thing up.
Awww man, I thought you had done some serious reseach on this. I now know you were just "Pulling a Leland"! I call Bullshit!!!
Pulling a Leland by POTI-Dawg January 17, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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