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This man Lelang is so sexy he’ll be your daddy Lelang#2500
Girll have you seen Lelang? He’s so fucking hot!
Lelang by woeoeooeoeoe April 3, 2022
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Leland High School 

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!
Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.
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Kris Letang 

A very shy, yet very sweet hockey player from Montreal, Quebec. Is a defensemen for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. Can be awkward at times, but that's just one of the reasons why the fans love him so much.
Did you see that goal last night by Kris Letang? What an amazing hockey player.
Kris Letang by CaptainHatTrick March 18, 2011

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.
You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

Lelander 

man with a hulk like penis
He's such a Lelander, he needs magnums.
Lelander by lelanderlover October 5, 2010
Lelani is a flower of heaven
She is absolutely beautiful on the inside and out

she is gorgeous and courageous

you will never find a better friend than her
She will encourage you to do stuff for the better good
Lelani is overall a great and enthusiastic person. It is a blessing to have a friend like lelani

Never let her go you will never find somebody as special as this girl
Even through your ups and downs thick and thins
She will always be on the other side waiting to help you and to be with you
Never leave or let go of a lelani
They will never let go or leave you
She is a blessing
Person1: wow look at lelani
Person2: she is so nice and helpful
Person1: if I was ever friends with her I wouldn't leave her
Person2: you should never let go of a blessing.
lelani by 2centss June 16, 2014

Pulling a Leland

While carrying on a conversation while lying with such conviction, everyone believes you for several minutes before realizing you're making the whole thing up.
Awww man, I thought you had done some serious reseach on this. I now know you were just "Pulling a Leland"! I call Bullshit!!!
Pulling a Leland by POTI-Dawg January 17, 2011
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