Legintimate

A portmanteau of the words "legit" and "intimate", indicating a both legit and intimate relationship. Usually used to describe bromances.

"Me and Jake are legintimate."

by Haus MD August 6, 2009

legintimate

Completely awesome in every way. Describes relationships that are so intimate, that the lovers become legit. Hence the name, "legintimate".

Mari: Hey, Justin! I love you.

Justin: Aw...I love you too!

Mari: No. I mean, I love you a lot...

Justin: Wow! Me too! I guess...that means that we're officially a legintimate couple!

by marijustin1231 March 31, 2009

A legitimate strategy!

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

Legitimate Political Discourse

A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.

Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”

by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022

Legitimate Solo

A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.

Tom: Dude, listen to this solo from Master of Puppets

Dave: LEGITIMATE SOLO!!!

by ThePluft March 22, 2010

legitimate rake

in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.

Joe: dude, didn't you just rake this yesterday?

tom: yeah....

joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.

by girls name October 29, 2012

legitimate businessman

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.

The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.

by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008