Legintimate
A portmanteau of the words "legit" and "intimate", indicating a both legit and intimate relationship. Usually used to describe bromances.
Legintimate by Haus MD August 6, 2009
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legintimate
Completely awesome in every way. Describes relationships that are so intimate, that the lovers become legit. Hence the name, "legintimate".
Mari: Hey, Justin! I love you.
Justin: Aw...I love you too!
Mari: No. I mean, I love you a lot...
Justin: Wow! Me too! I guess...that means that we're officially a legintimate couple!
Justin: Aw...I love you too!
Mari: No. I mean, I love you a lot...
Justin: Wow! Me too! I guess...that means that we're officially a legintimate couple!
legintimate by marijustin1231 March 31, 2009
A legitimate strategy!
A legitimate strategy! by Secret Justin December 14, 2008
Legitimate Political Discourse
A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.
Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
Legitimate Political Discourse by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022
Legitimate Solo
A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.
Legitimate Solo by ThePluft March 22, 2010
legitimate rake
in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.
Joe: dude, didn't you just rake this yesterday?
tom: yeah....
joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.
tom: yeah....
joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.
legitimate rake by girls name October 29, 2012
legitimate businessman
A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.
The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.
legitimate businessman by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008
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