Legalcies

Anything tied to Law, which has become an Overwhelming Financial Burden.

Because of all of the Legalcies which I have, at the present time, I will be lucky to get through this, without going bankrupt.

by John Bartholomew September 1, 2021

Legalcies

Anything tied to Law, which can become an Overwhelming Financial Burden.

Because of all of the Legalcies which I have, at the present time, I will be lucky to get through this, without going bankrupt.

by John Bartholomew September 1, 2021

legalese

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.

Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"

by 71aces February 2, 2009

LegaliseTorturingDylan's

This is the action of making it common or allowed to torture people called Dylan. #LegaliseTorturingDylan's

#LegaliseTorturingDylan's for a better world

by LegaliseTorturingDylan's April 28, 2022

legacise

The highly time consuming task of migrating CAD data from a legacy system to a new platform.

Could you please spend a copious amount of time to legacise this entire solution so we can update a single part used within it.

by Donttrustawordisay September 18, 2017

Legalese

The dialect that the "legal" profession uses to hoodwink people into paying them a week's wage for an hour's work. See conflict of interest.

Attorneys use Legalese to be able to tell lies about regular people without the regular people being able to understand what's said about them.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Legacist

A person who strives to help others through acts of kindest that leaves an ever lasting impression or impact on their community, country or the world. Without knowing it or effort they make the world a better place when they leave then when they arrived.

Wow - I can't believe how many legacists I've come across in my life in school, church-synagogue-mosque, sport - all of them have made all of us better people and focussed on making the world a better place. It's like the Montreal Canadians dressing room "to you from failing hands we throw the torch.... be yours to hold it high,"

by jakey pearl November 30, 2017