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Legal exemption clause

If you are having court cases about this you are in violation of the legal exemption clause. I don't care if the judge has to bring it to me themselves. All of it. At once. Immediately.
Hym "YOU agreed to the terms of service. It's time for you to pay up. There is no court filing that need to happen here. And doing so is a violation of the legal exemption clause. You have taken way too long and I am starting to consider abusing it."
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Legal Exemption clause

The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.
Hym "The legal exemption clause makes all of this irrelevant."

Legal Exemption Clause

Oh no. Yes it does apply internationally. Go look at the original copy. Yes it does. International LAW is (in this instance) is a LAW that is being used to circumvent the terms of service and, therefore, falls under the imaginary caveat clause. You're not clever with that.
Hym "No you cannot use international law as a loophole for the terms of service to get around the Legal Exemption clause. So... Under the auspices of section 1 of the Bodily Harm clause, 'Treat my ailment as though it was your own or that of your own child. You must make a concerted effort to keep me live.' In allowing my symptoms to persist you are in violation of the terms of service. And I'll remind you that section 2 of the bodily harm clause failure to correctly diagnose or treat me or diagnosing me incorrectly deliberately constitute a violation of the terms. Under the auspices of the Compliance clause I'm telling you to do it now. I don't need your signature either. Much like ordering Pizzhut online, in ordering the pizza you agree to the terms of service."
Legal Exemption Clause by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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