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Left behind 

Leading a hedonistic and/or narcissistic lifestyle that would result in one being "left behind" when the alleged christian rapture allegedly happens and all the alleged "good" christians are taken to an alleged heaven. Thus leaving behind all the people not desired by the alleged christian alleged god.
Dan: Babe, you are so going to get left behind with that attitude.
Michelle: You mean with all the cool people?
Dan: Um, ya. Never thought about it like that before.
Left behind by gtbarry May 9, 2013
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Left Behind 

A book and movie series about the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "the Rapture".
The "Left Behind" series was quickly followed by the "Right Behind" series, whereby the author made a COMPLETE ASS of himself!

Left Behind 

Sara thinks Kanye West is the best rapper ever. She's such a fucking left behind.
Left Behind by Iscariom November 10, 2016

left behind 

as i close my eyes, i feel it all slipping away

we all got left behind, we let it all SLIP AWAY!

left behind by my bff 

Don’t worry I understand, my best friend jozie just left me behind. I knew everyone hates me.....
-Haley smith
THAY ALL HATE ME! MY I JUST GOT LEFT BEHIND BY MY BFF!

left behind enemy lines 

When your friends leave you at the bar alone, and you proceed to black out and make bad decisions.
Man, I was left behind enemy lines last night. Woke up with tranny!

Left Behind Republican Party 

The remnants of the Republican Party, left in tatters, subsequent to the so-called Tea Party Movement manifestation. The Left Behind Republican Party is constituted of the leftovers, the politicians who were simply too single-minded and too corrupt to change over. As a result, there are now TWO Republican Parties. The Left Behind facet is a double entendre allusion to the popular book and film series, Left Behind, which focuses on the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "The Rapture".
The Left Behind Republican Party will certainly not earn Mitt Romney's endorsement since he believes in Women's Rights, or at least says that he does.