A woman who is half turtle half man. She lives her life with her neck outstretched and her face in others. She is one of the most social, extravagant, freaky turtle-ladies you will ever come across. Occasionally she will tend to target one person, and either bully them with her words or physically air hump them, whichever she is in the mood for. Either way way she is one hell of a gal!
Man1: "Whoa man did you see Je'Leese?! She was like totally humping me on the dance floor last night!"
A girl who is not hot in any way but still tries to dance like a whore at clubs; a wannabe slut; also very clingy girl, with same characteristics
Derived from the aspect that real sluts are "loose", while a leesey is not loose, but wants to be, so she is "leese".
Guy: Dude, where have you been?
Wingman: You SO owe me man, I got stuck with another leesey!
or
Guy: *panting* Man, we gotta go!
Other Guy: What is it?
Guy: *looks over shoulder* That leesey just tried to kiss me!
Other Guy: *panicked* Oh (expletive), duck down and follow me!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.