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Je'Leese 

A woman who is half turtle half man. She lives her life with her neck outstretched and her face in others. She is one of the most social, extravagant, freaky turtle-ladies you will ever come across. Occasionally she will tend to target one person, and either bully them with her words or physically air hump them, whichever she is in the mood for. Either way way she is one hell of a gal!
Man 1: "Whoa man did you see Je'Leese?! She was like totally humping me on the dance floor last night!"

Man 2: "That's hott."
Je'Leese by ZOOMAN14 April 30, 2011
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leesexual 

A sexuality where people are only attracted to male teachers with the last name lee
“He has the hots for Mr. Lee - he must be leesexual”
leesexual by Fork McSpoon May 23, 2021
pogi,cute mahal na mahal si marielle rivares.
handsome, Leegeo.
leegeo by Itachii August 17, 2021
Verb: To go on the lash without any thought or consequence for the morning after.
Feeling a bit rough this morning, I was on the leeson last night!
leeson by thewiggler September 18, 2013
A girl who is not hot in any way but still tries to dance like a whore at clubs; a wannabe slut; also very clingy girl, with same characteristics

Derived from the aspect that real sluts are "loose", while a leesey is not loose, but wants to be, so she is "leese".
Guy: Dude, where have you been?
Wingman: You SO owe me man, I got stuck with another leesey!

or

Guy: *panting* Man, we gotta go!
Other Guy: What is it?
Guy: *looks over shoulder* That leesey just tried to kiss me!
Other Guy: *panicked* Oh (expletive), duck down and follow me!
leesey by Lord of the Dance January 16, 2006

Harrie Leese 

Harrie Leese by Goujon June 11, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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