A girl that is loose, bitchy, a broad, and easy - usually the school slut with blond hair, blue eyes, and a rat face. She has to move away because all the guys think she's a whore and she gets made fun of, and she's a dumbass and can't pass a class to save her life. She is the ultimate contridiction because she's such an atheist but attends a Catholic school. She's sooooooooooo ugly and none of the guys she dates like her, they just want to get some. Aka maddie murphy.
Guy one: did you seriously hook up with a lobreezy?
Guy 2: yeah man, i was having a bad night and had to resort to Maddie.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.