Lee Johns

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A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.

Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.

Lee Johns by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011

Words you can keep

Lee-John (Name)

When a mother doesnt know the father of her son....so she names him Lee-John...

Lee-John (Name): Its quoted in Ice Cube's movie First Sunday...(Tracy Morgan)

Lee-John (Name) by DaMixTapeBandit November 3, 2009

Related Words

Lee Johnson • Lee Johns • Lee-John (Name) • john lee • John Lee Hooker • Lee • Lee Know • Lee Felix • Lee, Amy • Lee Min Ho

Lee Johnson

Any male who is short, usually under 3 foot tall. A hobit.

'Omg hes so short! hes a Lee Johnson'

Lee Johnson by Professor Poofenstein February 28, 2009

Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.

(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"

Lee Johnson by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018

John-Lee

Similar to a candy bar, this person has milk chocolate skin with caramel eyes. This man is always the shiniest star no matter what room he walks in. His goofy spirit and vibrant smile always brings joy to those who surround him. John-Lee is naturally talented when it comes to just about anything, but his specialties are in music, sports, and dancing. This is definitely a man that you want to stay in contact with, whether it’s friends or more, he will change your life.

Dang John-Lee, you lookin like somebody fiancé.

John-Lee by Anonymous User Unknown May 27, 2019

john lee

Son of Bruce Lee, Kicks butt and is really cool, however, if you call someone a j. lee It means they do not look because he always has his eyes closed. -.-

your a john lee, the remote is on the sofa

john lee by prassanananana December 10, 2013

John Lee Hooker

A cocktail consisting of an addmixture of Scotch, Bourbon, and Beer.

Holy shit, I can't believe I just drank a John Lee Hooker.

John Lee Hooker by Sensei Toothpick April 30, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026