Lee Johns

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A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.

Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.

Lee Johns by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011

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Lee-John (Name)

When a mother doesnt know the father of her son....so she names him Lee-John...

Lee-John (Name): Its quoted in Ice Cube's movie First Sunday...(Tracy Morgan)

Lee-John (Name) by DaMixTapeBandit November 3, 2009

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Lee Johnson

Any male who is short, usually under 3 foot tall. A hobit.

'Omg hes so short! hes a Lee Johnson'

Lee Johnson by Professor Poofenstein February 28, 2009

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Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.

(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"

Lee Johnson by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018

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John-Lee

Similar to a candy bar, this person has milk chocolate skin with caramel eyes. This man is always the shiniest star no matter what room he walks in. His goofy spirit and vibrant smile always brings joy to those who surround him. John-Lee is naturally talented when it comes to just about anything, but his specialties are in music, sports, and dancing. This is definitely a man that you want to stay in contact with, whether it’s friends or more, he will change your life.

Dang John-Lee, you lookin like somebody fiancé.

John-Lee by Anonymous User Unknown May 27, 2019

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john lee

Son of Bruce Lee, Kicks butt and is really cool, however, if you call someone a j. lee It means they do not look because he always has his eyes closed. -.-

your a john lee, the remote is on the sofa

john lee by prassanananana December 10, 2013

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John Lee Hooker

A cocktail consisting of an addmixture of Scotch, Bourbon, and Beer.

Holy shit, I can't believe I just drank a John Lee Hooker.

John Lee Hooker by Sensei Toothpick April 30, 2009

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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