Leanned 

To throw a ball so badly and always in to the ceiling or in to your own computer monitor when sitting directly in front of it

for fucks sake..you leanned that ball so badly

Leanned by Gingerpad August 17, 2018

Leanned 

When a person can make you laugh just by thinking of them or something they have done or said the past.

That person is a Leanned.
I hope to be remembered as a Leanned.

Leanned by TippTown April 17, 2020

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

learned the clarinet at school by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

I Learned The Clarinet at School by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

I learned the clarinet at school by Johnlock November 4, 2012