Leafmeat

Refering to the sexual organ of a female's vagina.

Steph and I have sex in her leafmeat.

Can I explore your leafmeat?

by leafmeat November 9, 2012

Leafmentia

Leafmentia (orig. from Toronto, pronounced Leef-men-teea):n. A disease of the brain which affects Leafs fans only. People affected by leafmentia tend to be delusional and reality does not exist in their realm and are in constant denial. Symptoms include (1) believing that there is hope for their team, (2) feeling giddy when they win a game and (3) thinking that they are progressing when they are regressing. According to the Canadian Mental Health Association, 98% of Leafs fans are affected by this disease. Reports indicate there is no known cure although legend has it that a mystical Cup, not seen in Toronto since 1967, holds the cure.

Hendo- Hey longer, did you hear the leafs are only 6 points out of a playoff spot?

Longer- Josh, they haven't made playoffs in the last 5 years!!

Hendo- So? This good be it!

Longer- Dude, your suffering from Leafmentia!!!!!!!

by Hendo37 March 4, 2011

Leafmeal

Noun: a fancy, ridiculous word used in old-timey poetry. Now used as a creative and unique insert for swear words - mainly shit.

Old-Timey Example: "Ah! as the heart grows older

It will come to such sights colder

By and by, nor spare a sigh

Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie"

Modern Examples: "What a steaming pile of leafmeal!"

"This is such a crock of leafmeal."

"Leafmeal!"

by Arabea March 5, 2012

Loafmeat

Loafmeat is poor peoples meatloaf. It has more fillers than meat.

When Jeff was a little boy he had loafmeat with his government cheese.

by Junkfroggy July 11, 2025