Leafmentia (orig. from Toronto, pronounced Leef-men-teea):n. A disease of the
brain which affects Leafs fans only.
People affected by leafmentia tend to be delusional and reality does not exist in their realm and are in constant denial. Symptoms include (1) believing that there is
hope for their team, (2) feeling giddy when they win a game and (3) thinking that they are progressing when they are regressing. According to the
Canadian Mental Health Association, 98% of Leafs fans are affected by this disease. Reports indicate there is no known cure although legend has it that a mystical Cup, not seen in Toronto since 1967, holds the cure.
Hendo- Hey longer, did you hear the leafs are only 6 points out of a playoff
spot?
Longer-
Josh, they haven't made playoffs in the last 5 years!!
Hendo- So? This good be it!
Longer-
Dude, your suffering from Leafmentia!!!!!!!