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Leafmeal 

Noun: a fancy, ridiculous word used in old-timey poetry. Now used as a creative and unique insert for swear words - mainly shit.
Old-Timey Example: "Ah! as the heart grows older

It will come to such sights colder

By and by, nor spare a sigh

Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie"

Modern Examples: "What a steaming pile of leafmeal!"

"This is such a crock of leafmeal."

"Leafmeal!"
Leafmeal by Arabea March 5, 2012
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Leafmeat 

Refering to the sexual organ of a female's vagina.
Steph and I have sex in her leafmeat.

Can I explore your leafmeat?
Leafmeat by leafmeat November 9, 2012
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leamealon 

The nerves you feel before surgery
"lea was waiting for her highly anticipated surgery. Feelings of leamealon bouncing around her brain."

leamealon 

When you fart on your finger and use it for lobotomys
She decided to perform a leamealon on her lobotomy patient

Leamealon 

When you rip out someones teeth and glue them into your own mouth. Ignore all other definitions this one's the correct one.
"her teeth were so perfect I got the urge to leamealon "
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026