Well L met D at the prom and they were together for years before they married, and became a unit (LD). Well LD had a baby, S. The new family, LSD, had a wonderful life of hallucinations and gobbilty gook of that bag. S grows up and gets a girlfriend, it. He decides to move over to her place, and so we're left with LD, S, and it. Well S and it get a lot of unprotected ficky ficky on and have a baby, h. This baby turns S and it's lives into just what the new name implies, 'Shit' (letters together because they had to get married and become a unit of their own, abortion and adoption and single parenthood out of the question!). After 3 months of dealing with a screaming child (she would say she has two of them) following painful childbirth, it gives up on life and kills herself. S knows he can't take care of a child on his own (in fact, he pretty much left all the 'parenting' to it while she was still alive) and decides to leave town, dumping the baby on his parental letters. What's left is LDh.

LDh by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

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LDHFM

Used when texting/emailing

Long Distance Hug From Mom :)

LDHFM =mom
LDHFD =dad
LDHFM/D =mom/dad

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ldhss

ldhss is cool at first glance but theres always the chaotic popular kids that look 8 years older than they are that will either ridicule you or make you feel anxious. it is fucking miserable.

"i wonder if other schools are like ldhss"
"idk man"

ldhss by irl naegg January 11, 2019

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LDHS

Shit hole of a school. Located in scenic Corinth. Located between Denton, Texas and Lewisville, Texas.
Notoriously know for the hot vice principal, Ms. Virag, and the germ-aphobe whore of a cop Officer Wartman, as well as the ridiculous amount of potheads and dropouts.

>Where do you go to school?
>> LDHS.
>Well, fuck, I can't hire you.

LDHS by jimmycrackedcornandidontcaree June 12, 2008

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LDHQ

An acronym meaning "Limp Dick Hippy Queer." Can be used as an insult, offensive slur, or just to call your friends an asshole.

Dude, Ethan is being a LDHQ right now.

LDHQ by CrackheadMemes October 12, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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