Televators

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

RWN

Right-winged Nutjob!

RWN: I hate LDhs! Haightees should also die!

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

black and white

When talking about old BnW flicks and pics and you want to spell it out, use hyphens.

It's not black and white movies, it's black-and-white!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

ascribe

1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.

I ascribed her as a sexy fox with no brains who needs to hop in my bed and play Where's Waldo?.

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

BnW

Black-and-White, referring to old Black-and-White movies.

Back in the day, BnW was all you could get... now people only use it to look cool and/or relate to past BnW movies...

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

unfortunate

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007