Lazactive 

A person who is normally lazy but becomes active sometimes.

A: Hurrah! I've invented a new word!
B: Really? What's that?
A: Lazactive!
B: But there's already an available word.
A: It's different my friend.
B: How?
A: My word, lazactive is a combination of 'lazy' and 'active' that means a person who is normally lazy but becomes active in some particular works sometimes.

B: That's interesting! What about another 'lazactive'?
A: That 'lazactive' is a combination of 'laz' and 'active'. So, the meaning is totally different!
B: Yap, now I understand. A word may have same spellings but the meanings are different.
A: Yes my friend; as we see in the word 'bear' that has two meanings i.e. 'something which is hard to do' and 'huge, short-legged mammal'.
B: Congrats! You're a genius!

Lazactive by Rajeeb2014 August 5, 2014

lagative 

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

lagative by Dylan Sharp November 13, 2007

laxative 

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

laxative by yorrick hunt February 3, 2008

laxative 

self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am

laxative by allygurl829 June 3, 2009

Laxative Lingo 

The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.

John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.

John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.

Laxative Lingo by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013

Laxative 

the edible that makes you shit it all out

man i think he put a laxative in my lunch i am stuck in the bathroom for the next 69 hours

Laxative by dhar woman June 4, 2022

laxative 

substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.

laxative by sr716 June 30, 2009