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layaway

The act of keeping contact with a guy/girl that you find interesting but don't want to date, usually once a month - in the hope that they will stay free from other attachments, and you will remain fresh in their memory.
Kurt: "Have you spoke to Annie? I saw her yesterday and she looked really hot"
Tim: "Yea, I have that chick on layaway."
Kurt: "I would have layawayed her too."
by poshloks July 29, 2011
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layaway

"Layaway, that means you're not getting it till Christmas," Actual quote
by TotoDrake March 11, 2009
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Layaway

The act of keeping a cute chubby girls number, knowing that she has a gym membership, and calling her in 2-3 months hoping she shed the chub.
"Kristina is cute and all, but I just don't like chubby girls."

"She just started going to the gym, why don't you just keep her on layaway for awhile?"

"Hmmm, good idea!"
by Sdotmosa March 26, 2010
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layaway

When you get on an underage girl's good side so that once she becomes legal, you can get her in the sack.
Man, I got the Olsen Twins on layaway...life's gonna be so good in a year...
by mawz April 1, 2003
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layaway

Someone who claims to be bisexual, but is clearly on the path to being fully gay later in life.
"P.C. from NYC prep is definitely on layaway. You know, Bi now--Gay later..."
by Leh1030 August 11, 2009
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layaway bitch

The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.
"can I have my money now" "shut the fuck up and take this dick you layaway bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 13, 2022
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Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
by CactusHeart January 17, 2012
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