imodium

gets rid of your sharts, diarrhea and anything else that could possibly come outof your ass.
buy it in stores.

God i have the sharts.

I have imodium in my bag.

Thanks, man i gonna need it.

by Shartieee August 18, 2008

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Imodium

Magic in a bottle.

Eugene: Lordy, Yancy, why the hell are you grinning so big?

Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!

Eugene: Really, why is that?

Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*

Eugene: Oh.

by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010

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Imodium Maneuver

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

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Immodium Challenge

A situation in which without taking Immodium, you will almost certainly shit yourself. Examples include situations of fear, embarrassment or extreme laughter in which you lose control over your bowels.

Man, I wish I popped an immodium because I diarrhea'd all over myself and the audience while walking the tightrope. That was true immodium challenge.

by matlin September 30, 2007

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imoxium

A combination of Imodium and Nexium or Prilosec. Imodium acts as an opioid similar to methadone when taken with PPI’s such as Nexium, it is sold in stores without prescription as it normally can not cross the blood-brain barrier. This is also why its used as a self-treatment for opioid withdrawal.

that imoxium be the best shit from cvs.

by 30_DOLLARHAIRCUT January 24, 2022

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