The section of a marching band consisting of any combination of bass clarinets, baritone saxophones, and/or tubas. Usually the more eccentric members of the marching band, lowheads are always down for a good time. To a lowhead, a good time consists of gathering at a fellow lowhead's house, watching random and funny videos on the Internet, and consuming rather large amounts of food. The lowhead section of the marching band is usually pretty small, so the lowheads are almost always a very close group, meaning that they aren't afraid to hug on each other and give suggestive or seductive looks to one another. Lowheads aren't afraid to be themselves. They just ooze pure badass-ness.
Person 1: That kid always has a huge lunch, complains about being hungry all the time, and always likes to hug people. What's wrong with him/her?
Person 2: Doesn't he/she play the bass clarinet/baritone saxophone/tuba in the marching band?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: There's absolutely nothing wrong with that kid! He/she is a lowhead, duh!
Usually middle aged men who are attempting to cling onto their youth by dressing/acting like their younger selves, Usually they are seen wearing buttoned up shirts or varsity jackets with backwards caps, their hobbies include sports and drinking despite their age.
"Look at how your dad is dressed, he looks like a complete laxhead"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."