Law gender

A sexual identity that allows people the ability to ignore all laws and rules with no consequences

Cop: you’re under arrest for murder!
Me: actually I’m law gender so it’s ok!
Cop: oh my apologies, you’re free to go!

by Yupinmywhitetee November 2, 2020

Law of generation domination

The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.

If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.

Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!

by Minky157 September 28, 2020

General Law of Physical Compensation

A theoretical hypothesis proposing that the universe possesses inherent mechanisms to prevent paradoxes when the known laws of physics appear to be violated at macroscopic scales. According to this speculative principle, if faster-than-light travel became possible—seemingly violating relativity and enabling causal paradoxes—some undiscovered physical mechanism would automatically activate to prevent grandfather paradoxes from actually occurring. Similarly, if energy were not conserved in some process, or if negative entropy emerged spontaneously, the universe would compensate through some other channel to maintain overall consistency. The General Law suggests that physics is not a collection of independent rules but a self-consistent system that protects its own coherence—if you punch a hole in one law, another law quietly patches it before paradox can emerge. It's the cosmological equivalent of "the universe bats last," applied to the largest scales of reality.

Example: "The physicist speculated that if FTL travel ever became real, the General Law of Physical Compensation would ensure you could never actually kill your own grandfather—not because relativity forbids it, but because the universe has backstop mechanisms we haven't discovered yet."

by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026

Langenderfering

In a board game, expressing the desire to optimize and redo a previous turn after already completing your action that turn; typically while winning.

Jeffrey requested a langenderfering of his turn while playing the board game Wingspan.

by Sauceuncle December 31, 2024